Dry Cherry Mead
If you let a dryad settle on your hillside, she will want to put down roots.
If she puts down roots, she will want to bask in the sun.
If she basks in the sun, she will want a horn of cherry mead to cool off.
And before you know it, there will be no more cherry mead.
So if you value your cherry mead, never let a dryad settle on your hillside.